What Impressions Do You Make at Parties?

1. Everyone except you arrives at the party with a gift. What do you do?

You say youâve made a donation to a good cause in honor of the host.
You go to the nearest liquor store and buy a bottle of champagne.
With all the commotion, it wonât matter.
You offer to serenade the host.

2. It is four oâclock in the morning. After flirting with your date, you think:

"Where can we go now?"
"Donât give AIDS a thought."
"I better leave my car behind."
"Iâll look horrible tomorrow."

3. You enter a crowded bar alone and

Throw kisses to one and all.
Look for a familiar face.
Are furious that so many men are standing around in designer clothes.
Are afraid your eyes will start watering from the smoke.

4. A rather untalented person is playing the piano loudly and continuously. What do you do?

You ask kindly whether he can put on a CD.
You accompany him in a loud voice.
You engage him in a conversation about Mozart so he will stop.
You suppress a yawn.

5. At a friendâs house, your partner behaves badly once again. How do you react?

You want to disappear into the ground.
You make a scene, criticizing him in front of everybody.
You start a discussion about having an affair in order to divert attention.
You quickly organize a game of charades so no one will notice.

6. A huge birthday cake is sifting on the table. You think:

How embarrassing, a childâs cake for a thirtieth birthday.
What are we waiting for? Letâs start eating.
Some women always want to be the center of attention.
How cute, only two candles.

7. You take a quick glance into the mirror before a party. You think:

"I like myself better without makeup."
"With this outfit, the evening is guaranteed to be a success."
"How could I buy such a short dress?"
"Nobody will notice how sexy I am."

8. Shortly before youâre ready to leave your office, a male friend invites you to a party. What do you do?

You wonder for a moment whether you are dressed well enough.
You ask why he didn't call earlier.
You prefer to go to a gallery opening.
You bring along five nice colleagues.

9. The person you secretly have a crush on tries to hit on your best friend. What do you do?

You keep steering the conversation to her steady boyfriend.
You generously leave the field to her.
You start a conversation on a subject about which she knows nothing.
You start a tequila drinking contest.