1. You invite him to your best friend's wedding. He:
2. The night the two of you have front-row tickets to a concert you come down with the flu. He:
3. Your 12 year-old-cat Humbug dies. Your man:
4. An old boyfriend shows up unexpectedly on your doorstep. Your man:
5. It's been days since he's called. You:
6. At a party, a friend holds up a camera, points it at the two of you and says, "Cheese." He:
7. While he's away on a business trip, you: