1.	How do you spend most of your solitary spare time? Watching television. Doing whatever I happen to be in the mood for! Working. Listening to music, reading, or watching movies. Drinking, burping, and making phony phone calls.
2.	Compared to people your age, do you spend more or less time socializing with others? The same amount of time, and always with the same group of people. About the same amount of time, doing a variety of different things. More time, but isn't that what makes life worth living? Way more time. In my opinion, if you're not partying, you're not living. Less time. I prefer to spend time doing useful things.
3.	What are your feelings about jokes that involve farts? They're disgusting. I don't know anyone who would find them humorous. Those jokes are funny in print, but not in real life. They're dumb, but then again, most people are stupid. I make those jokes--including the accompanying noises and smells--all the time. If I accidentally let one loose, I'll make a crack about it to cover up my embarrassment.
4.	What best describes the way you shake your booty on the dance floor? Slow dancing, and the occasional group dance, at weddings. Club dancing--J.Lo-style. Slow dancing--at weddings only. I don't. My hips hurt. Fast dancing.
5.	What best describes your fashion sense? Unique Casual Stylish Appropriate Showy