1.	Do you follow the fashion trends set by the celebrities? I dress more like Kid Rock or Pamela Anderson! They're pretty hip, aren't they? Of course! That's how I get all the chicks/dudes. Some people actually get me confused with a celebrity sometimes. You know, I follow some trends, but I don't get carried away. Oh, yeah. I've got my Armani gear on right now. That's a negative, ghost rider. I wear what I feel comfortable in--plus, most of the celebrities dress like they've been on crack for the last 50 years.
2.	Have you ever found an outfit that fits your body so well that you just had to buy it in every color? Are you serious? That's absolutely the stupidest thing I've heard of! Wow! That's a great idea! I never thought of that! Nope, I'd never buy more than one of anything. What if someone I knew saw me wearing the same shirt in two different colors? I think I'd die. Yeah, they're called sweats. And they fit everyone the same. Yeah! I've got close to 15 different colors of my favorite sweater. Doesn't everyone do that?
3.	How many articles of clothing do you still own from the '90s? Hey my feeling is, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. And that goes for clothes, too. Ya know, I've kept some favorites. Who doesn't love that old sweatshirt every once in a while? The '90s? Yeah, right! I don't even have clothes of last year's. Thankfully, I just cleaned out all that old crap. I don't have any clothes left from that era. Ha, most of my clothes are probably from the '90s. Sometimes I even have to blow the dust off my shoes.
4.	Do you match your shoes with the color of belt you are wearing? Belt? You're trippin! You don't need belts when you've got elastic. Yeah, if I wanna impress someone, I'll pay attention to details like that. No, why would I do that? If people are that concerned with the way they look, they need help. What do you think? I have over 12 belts and more that 20 different pairs of shoes. Of course I do! I thought that was the golden rule.
5.	Are you concerned with the type of underwear you wear? No, that's the stupidest question I have ever heard. Ha! Only if I plan on gettin' lucky! Yeah, right. I don't want 'em to have skid marks. That's about it. For the most part, I don't really care--as long as they're comfy. Heck, yeah! They too must match the outfit. You never know when you'll get caught with your pants down (wink, wink).