1.	In general, your ex-boyfriends are: Nice guys. You're still in touch with a few. Miserable bastards. They'll get their comeuppance one day. Missing in action. They never leave forwarding addresses.
2.	You're on a first date with a handsome man who tells great jokes and asks you thoughtful questions. After he walks you to your doorstep, he says he'd love to see you again. You're: Delighted, of course! Momentarily elated, then panic-stricken. Wondering what your kids would look like.
3.	When you meet your single women friends for a drink, you usually: Sit at the bar. Sometimes you'll chat with the people sitting nearby or play a game of pool. Find a nice, quiet table in the corner, where you can chat and catch up. Survey the place for attractive, unattached men. If no one sees anyone intriguing, then you move on to the next place.
4.	When you get a wedding invitation, you think: "I think I'll wear my red silk dress." "Oh no! I've only got seven months to find a date!" "I hope my ex isn't going."
5.	After work, you're most likely to be found: Zonked out in front of the television. Having dinner with friends. Talking to your shrink about why you can't find a relationship.