1.	You gossip about: Everybody and everything, all of the time. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, even if its gossip. Celebs mostly, their lives are so twisted. Yourself. You’ve invariably spilled the beans about yourself and set tongues wagging.
2.	Your ex-boyfriend: Was a super-dumbass. You don’t know why you dated him. He deserves that super-slut he’s seeing now. May not have been the best thing to happen to you, but he had his nice moments and you miss him sometimes. Stopped dating you all of a sudden and kept throwing funny looks at you. You wonder what went wrong, honestly!
3.	The last time you spoke to your college principal: He told you off for upsetting other students. Where does he get off anyway and who wants advice from a schmuck who still wears polyester suits? You had gone to ask him how you could be of any help at the college festival. He kept telling you that losing the basketball championship is no big deal, till he realized you don’t even play basketball.
4.	What are you doing about that crush you had on the cutie in class? You’re trying to be friends with his current girlfriend so that you can rub it in her face (sweetly) when you do manage to steal him away from her. Don’t know really, but you’re wearing your new Union Bay top and hope he’ll notice. Umm...you know it took a turn for the worse when you complimented him. Not all boys like to be told they look like Whoopi Goldberg.