1.	He says: 'Do you wanna dance?' This means ... I can fondle you and blame it on the dance moves and people bumping us. I want to show you off to all my mates. I want to have sex with you, but I know I've got to go through all the rigmarole first.
2.	He says: 'No, why don't we talk about YOU.' Which really means ... Because I've read a few articles in women's magazines and this is a brilliant way of making you think I'm interested in you as a person He's very humble He has problems communicating
3.	At home with his loved one, he says: 'I'm just going down to the pub.' Meaning ...? I'll be back sometime tomorrow morning - don't wait up I'd much rather be having a few pints and a laugh with my mates than sitting here talking about our relationship and watching Sex And The City Will you join me for a drink?