1.	You've boogied under his nose all night at the disco. He: Starts dancing beside you. Moves to another table. Applauds and offer you a drink.
2.	There's a tasty Robert Redford type who goes jogging past your place each day. You: Get the dog to trip him up, then offer first aid. Snuggle down under the bed clothes and day dream about him. Buy a track suit and take the same route.
3.	The nice-sounding man on the phone wants the girl who used to have your flat. You: Tell him she's moved out and leave it at that. Pass on her number.. and tell him your number. Ask him to call round and you'll try to find her new address.
4.	You're in the office lift alone with a guy. Before you get to the top floor, he: Asks which floor you work on. Pointedly studies the file he's carrying. Gets you to show him where to find the office he's looking for.. although you both Know he knows exactly where he is going.