1.	A heart-shaped box of chocolate is: a beautiful, thoughtful gift. a high-calorie dessert. an express train to Clogged Artery City.
2.	On weekends, holidays, or Valentine's Day, you look forward to: spending time with my partner. nothing terribly special, it's just another day. dressing up in an overcoat, going to a city park, and shouting "Shame On You!" at anybody holding hands.
3.	When you were in elementary school and all the kids gave out valentines on February 14, you usually... got a little bit more than most everybody else. got a respectable amount. organized the pencil tray in your desk.
4.	Which of these historical or mythological figures do you admire the most? Cupid, the Roman god of love who brought romance to whomever his arrow hit. St. Valentine himself, who was a pretty nice guy and a Catholic martyr, but doesn't technically have anything to do with romance. Thor, the Norse god of Thunder who smashed enemies' heads with a hammer.
5.	A flower is: A tender means of romantic expression. A blight on landscaping. A plant.