1.	You go on holiday for a week. When you get back, how many emails are in your inbox? Around 100. Around a dozen. None, you rarely get emails. None, you logged in from a cyber cafe on the beach.
2.	When was the last time you sent a hand-written letter? Sunday. You write long-hand to your grandma every week. The mid-nineties - even your granny's on email these days. You can't remember, but it was definitely this millennium. December. You put letters in with a few Christmas cards.
3.	Most of the emails you send are: Gossip, whenever you can sneak five minutes out of the day. Written by your personal assistant. Short n sweet, all lower case, like your "txt msgs." At least 1,000 words long - email is a great opportunity to rabbit on.
4.	What is snail mail? The new name for Consignia. A famous electronic greetings card with a dancing snail on it. Creepy emails from blokes. Posted letters - because they go so slow.
5.	Have you ever caught a virus by email? You had a nasty cold recently, but didn't realise the Internet was to blame. No, you have anti-virus software. No, you protect yourself by only opening attachments in Notepad. Yes, and sent them - it's an easy mistake to make.
6.	What is spam? What you used to have for school dinner. The subject of a classic Monty Python song. Junk email. Private email - it stands for Secure Private Asynchronous Mail.