1.	When your date asks you a question about yourself, you... Tell her, then wait for the next question. Answer her as best I can. Tell her the funniest anecdote I can think of pertaining to the question. Answer to the full extent. Sometimes it takes a half hour. Answer shortly and succinctly, then ask her the same question.
2.	If your date wants to go out dancing, you Go with her, but then don't dance. Dance stiffly. Kick off your shoes and dance to the club. Say, 'Hell yeah', and dance the night away. With other ladies too! Refuse as nicely as possible.
3.	If your date asks your opinion about a current events topic, you Try to gage what she thinks, and say the same thing. Remain quiet. Give it, then ask her opinion and debate if necessary. Tell her about every topic you have an opinion of. Say you don't really have an opinion, even if you do, because you're scared she'll feel differently.
4.	If your date asks what you want to do for the rest of the evening, you Say, 'I don't care', even though you'd like to go to a movie. Suggest you go for coffee. Lead the way, baby. Tell her you want to do whatever she wants to do. Suggest we grab a cocktail.
5.	Do you tell, or laugh at, the majority of jokes on a date? I laugh mostly. I can't remember the last time any one laughed on one of my dates. I tell most. Suggest you go for coffee. I do most of the talking, and laughing.