1.	You are in second place and are catching the leader, do you Dive down the inside and hope for the best. MAXIMUM ATTACK!!! Second? I would never be in second, I'm always in 1st you idiot! I think I will just sit back in second, what would my brother say if I tried to overtake him??? SECOND PLACE!!! WOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR UP BEFORE......ooops i've crashed! Calculate the best place to overtake over a series of laps and when the right place and time arises take the chance. Keep your eyes on the ball, if you see the slightest chance you will be through in a split second. Masterful! I will try and see if there is an opportunity to overtake, but if none arises what does it matter? I have not even started my first race, but second, boy would I love that! If the chance is there I will take it. I'm too tall to even fit in the bloody car, do you think I would be second???
2.	Your day consists of... Training, training, quick banana and health drink for lunch, then some more training in the evening. Wake up late, check my e-mails, have a burger, maybe do some training then go play with my new toy. Do what ever my brother is doing. He is a winning machine, why can't I be like that? Go watch my pretty girlfriend sing, sunbathe on a yacht and maybe do some training in the evening. Go for a bike ride and then practice my english lessons. Drink some wine, reflect back on the good old days and play with the kids. Go ask people if they want my autograph (not many do). Hope that finally someone will realize my talent. Actually learn to drive an F1 car might be a start. Try some shrinking powder, damn those too small F1 cars.
3.	I drive for Ferrari. McLaren. Toyota. B.A.R. I got chucked after an awful rookie season. No one, I am retired. WILLLIAMS, YAY, someone finally recognized me! Minardi. Somewhere in America. I know where I want to be driving and it is not where I am now.
4.	You stall on the grid, what happens in the race? Have a terrible fight through the field but eventually finish in 8th after tripping over some mid fielders. Have a hissy fit, damn, this always happens to me. Sythe you way through the field, skillfully showing your overtaking skills and take a creditable 3rd on the podium. Fight as hard as you can through the fields and just finish in the points. Carve your way through the field, clipping a few wings in the process before finishing in the points. Retire, I can't be bothered with this anymore. Keep on trudging along in last, thats where you usually are anyway. Get up to midfield and stay there, your car doesn't allow you to do any better. Ooops, I really need to practice more. Run into somebody in the first corner out of frustration.
5.	In the paddock you... Walk around like the superstar you are, only signing selected stuff, your time is to precious for these fans. Grump about with a fowl face, refuse to sign anything. Start of in a good mood, flash your ice white smile & please the fans before slinking off and retiring to your motor home. Walk around like you are THE BEST THING! Sign a few things and give the fans what they want. Are small and discreet but when a fan asks for an autograph or picture you are more than happy to oblige. Everyone loves you. Give the fans a few showings but if you have had a bad day, quickly retire to your motor home which happens most of the days. Eagerly sign everything, It's great being an F1 driver. Walk around quietly, only a few people are interested in you. It's your teammate most people are after. Walk around in amazement, you can't believe you are here. Smile goofily for the cameras.
6.	Where is your usual finishing position? 1st. When everything is going right on the podium but more consistently just in the points. When I can be bothered I win, otherwise i'm usually on the podium or in the points. On the podium but never on the … When my engine doesn't blow up i'm there in the points. Somewhere in midfield. Last, unless everyone else crashes out, then I might score a point. Verging on the points. If I had a good car I would be up there with the rest. Near the back. No where, i'm racing in America now.
7.	What kind of person are you? Calm and calculated, I will do everything to win. I have a fiery Latin temperament. Always lurking in my brothers shadow. A playboy. A calm and quiet person off the track, but a demon when I get into my racing suit. A wine drinking pleasant Frenchman . Hairy and ugly, no one really likes me. Always outshone by new younger team mates. A newcomer who is eager to show his talent. Too tall.