1.	You are out shopping and a man collapses with what looks like a heart attack. What do you do? Drop all your bags & scream. Perform heart massage until the medics arrive. Whip out your medical kit & try a few quick cures.
2.	You are on holiday abroad & get hopelessly lost driving from the airport to your hotel. What do you do? Switch on your personal satellite information system. Drive around in circles for three hours hoping to get there in the end. Abandon your car & take a cab - you can collect the vehicle later.
3.	You don't know where it came from, but a cow is rampaging through your garden. You: Telephone the police for help. Coral the animal & milk if it necessary Hide under your bed.
4.	You are in the middle of an important dinner party when the hired help spills hot soup all over your boss's lap. How do you cope? You pour the entire contents of a jug of water over her lap, explaining that your prompt action will prevent burns, then lay out a change of clothes in the guest bedroom & return to the party while she changes. You dab frantically at the ruined outfit with a napkin while screaming at the water. You strip your unfortunate boss by force if necessary, cover the sore areas in cling film and bundle him/her off to hospital.
5.	A relative highly unpopular with your family has announced that he will be coming to you for the holiday period. What happens? You panic & phone up with a story that you all have bubonic plague You write a welcoming letter with the postscript: `By the way, as we are having problems with sussidence & dry rot, I hope you will not mind sharing a tent with the children in the garden`. You book a holiday, then write to say that unfortunately you will be away.