1.	Why do you eat chocolate? It's a nice snack now and then. It's a good way to indulge myself in sensual pleasures. It's the fifth major food group, are you kidding? It's my reason for living.
2.	How much chocolate do you consume every day? Three or four pieces (chocolate fix). Less than two pieces (chocolate deficiency). Six pieces or more (chocoholic material). Five pieces (heavy user).
3.	When is your favorite time to eat chocolate? As meals. After a good meal. Between meals. All of the above.
4.	With whom do you share your chocolate? Close friends and family only. Share my chocolate? Are you kidding? Only with loved ones, and only if they've been good. Friends, family, co-workers, or whoever is around.
5.	What is your favorite way to consume chocolate? By nibbling a bit now and then throughout the day. I dive into a 100 gallon vat and slurp. By swallowing whole chunks at a time. By intravenous injection.