1.	He doesn’t say a word all through your lunch date. Your interpretation: He’s either really tired; a little preoccupied or really hungry. He’s so comfortable hanging out with you; he doesn’t need to fill in those formerly awkward silences. The two of you have nothing to talk about and he’d rather stare at a pickle than talk to you.
2.	He mentions that he thinks Angelina Jolie is totally hot. Your interpretation: He thinks you’re heinous. (In fact, this was a hint for you to hit the gym and consider fake boobs.) If he likes you and he likes her, he thinks you look like her! Aaaw. . .he’s such a sweetheart. So what? Half of world salivated while watching Tomb Raider.
3.	It’s Friday night and he suggests staying in rather than going out and partying. Your interpretation: He wants you all to himself. He thinks he’ll finally get to third base with you tonight. He’s probably trying to avoid been seen in public with you.
4.	A couple of hours have gone by since he last called. Your interpretation: He’s busy with his guy pals or pumping iron at the gym. Clearly, he’s seeing someone else. He wants to give you space and time to do your own thing. He’s so understanding and supportive.
5.	He tells you he can’t make it to your sister’s birthday bash because he has a basketball match he can’t miss. Your interpretation: If one stupid game is more important than your sister’s party, you obviously don’t figure high on his list of priorities. You don’t believe he’s heartbroken about missing the party but it’s not like he can change his schedule. He’ll probably surprise you by showing up even if it’s very late.